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[Dev Response Required] Why Have you Done This? How Did I Hurt You?



Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 12:18 a.m.



My bread and butter ship is an Akula Dreadnaught.

Just a couple of months ago we got a new hero ship, it sealed the deal on the Founder's Pack for me. Yeah, it was money I probably didn't need to spend, and it was mostly parts recycled from the Zmey, but I love me some cosmetics so I figured... why not? It's not like we'll see be seeing another Akula Dreadnaught anytime soon.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

So now, now y'all come out with ANOTHER Akula Dreadnaught Hero Ship. One with sleek lines and an absurd new hood ornament and that sexy looking undercarriage you know I like.

And don't think I don't see what's going on here: I am being personally targeted. Don't bother trying to deny it, and don't apologize, I'm too angry to hear it.

All I want to know is why? What happened? What happened between us? Did I wrong you somehow? Did I slight you? What did I do to deserve this?

Are you testing me? Probing my willpower? Or did you already know that I'm an easy mark? Had you seen how much time I spent fussing around with the parts on my ships? Had you noticed I'd stopped? That I was finally satisfied? That I was finally content?

I've only got so much discretionary income and I've got to eat, you bastards. My cats need to eat, and they only eat the good stuff, stuff that comes from a bag with a painting of a cougar on it.

Why do you hate my cats Devs? Why do you want Juliette and Poppy to starve?

Are you trying to get me off the sauce? Do you know how much liquor costs in Canada? Have my teammates been complaining about how often I start a match with a hearty cheers from 'The Captain's Special Reserve?'

I just got a personal trainer, I'd started working out, I was improving myself. Are you trying to teach me a valuable lesson about budgeting? About priorities? About what really matters in life?

Well nice try Devs, but the joke's on you, I refuse to learn anything from my mistakes, and I'm buying that hero ship. Nice try, but you can't hustle a hustler.

I don't fly Corvettes if I can help it, so maybe next time put out a couple of heroes of those and we can avoid another uncomfortable talk like this.

I'm not angry, just disappointed in you. And also angry.

Sincerely,
Jack Rapture

P.S.
And keep that Hactar on the Playstation and far far away from me. Juliette and Poppy need their cougar food!


Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 12:45 a.m.



UGH. The forecastle without the figurehead is even cooler. I never stood a chance. The moment I saw it in a match I would have been done for.

Why you gotta do this to me Devs? Why you gotta do this to poor Juliette and Poppy?

They can't eat my super cool new ship Devs, they only eat cougar food.


Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 2:16 a.m.



Lol What?


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Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 2:35 a.m.



Hmm... Just, maybe, you know... eat your cats?


Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 4:05 a.m.



Brother Belial#4215 posted (#post-169610)

Lol What?

Its about that new ship, he just wrote an overcomplicated and way to Long Version of "sh u t up and take my Money!!!" ^.^ aka, he likes it.


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Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 5:22 a.m.



Suthriel#7444 posted (#post-169639)

Brother Belial#4215 posted (#post-169610)

Lol What?

Its about that new ship, he just wrote an overcomplicated and way to Long Version of "sh u t up and take my Money!!!" ^.^ aka, he likes it.

Lol ok thanks, I read it twice and really didn't understand if it was a complaint or a compliment.


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Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 11:10 a.m.



Nooooooo! Jack's onto us!
Quickly, change the release plans so we can pretend we're not specifically targeting him!

smile


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Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 11:25 a.m.



Sounds like Juliette and Poppy know something you don't... smile


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Posted: //
Nov. 10, 2017, 11:43 a.m.



I'll see if I can rustle up some of the concepts for the next one. smile


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Posted: //
Nov. 11, 2017, 6:16 p.m.



This was perfect. Great art, great price. Bought it already.

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